My first almost-actual letter...

Dear Prince(ss) Charming,

I don't know where you are or who you are or even your gender. And I don't really care. I just know that you're my twue wuv and I think it'd be neat if you came into my life sometime soon. Because life has gotten boring and I think that'd be the best way to make it interesting. So, wherever you may be, take off like a rocket to here, okay? 'Cause I'll love you and you'll love me and it'll all be great. Right? Right.

But seriously. Get over here. Now.

Thank you.

Love (eventually, someday),
Jenna