Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Dear Spider

Dear Spider,

I was very surprised to look up and see that you were hanging down from the ceiling on an invisible string of web next to my head. I am impressed that you managed to stay out of my way while I was dancing about to Silversun Pickups. While it is great that you achieved this feat, you are still in my house. And spiders aren't allowed inside, silly. So, I had to smoosh you between two DVD cases because I couldn't find any tissue. I'm sorry and hope there aren't any bad feelings between us.

Wishing you the best,
Jenna

ps. I think I've been reading too much thxthxthx. But that's okay.


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